HAHAHAHAHA Lord forgive me!

There is levity in heaven. So on earth as it is in heaven, enjoy! (Don’t know who the Author is.)

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bar on the Campaign Trail.

As soon as they enter the bar, Hillary steals three soft pretzels and puts them in her pocket.

She says to Donald, “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.”

Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you
have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.

I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

Donald turns to the bartender and says, “Give me a pretzel and I will show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the bartender accepts and gives him a pretzel.

Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The bartender gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pretzel and eats that, too.

The bartender is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What did you do with the pretzels?”

Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket.”

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One comment on “HAHAHAHAHA Lord forgive me!

  1. rubornagain2 says:

    That is a GREAT Funny!! Thanks

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